Yeah, I see you.

I know I’m not supposed to be in here. Make a move in this direction, and I’ll jump down. I’m willing to pretend to follow the rules.

But let’s speak frankly.

You know and I know that as soon as you leave the room, I’m going to carry on doing exactly what I want to do. This fifteen pounds of cat is getting right back in the cabinet.

So do us both a favor (and save us both some time) and just keep walking.

Enjoy your afternoon.